im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Is it weird that I was turned on when he told me he had a vasectomy?
I knew you two would hit it off
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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