I seem to have left my pride at pride
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
The ass gains better be worth it
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