he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
We had to go. She called the bartender a thundercunt.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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