It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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