Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I just flicked a lizard out of the window with a bud light in one hand and spatula inthe other...dont tell me you dont miss the south
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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