I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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