Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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