quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
Randomize
