He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Some guy on the train just glared at me. So I'm drinking tequilla out of a dixie cup. Go fuck yourself.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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