I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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