I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
It's my birthday. I should be drinking mimosas in a top hat, not working.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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