Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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