Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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