Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
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