is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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