Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Didn't want to waste the cheese dust from the white cheddar popcorn, so I gave him a handjob, followed by the most delicious blowjob ever. Win-win.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
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