Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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