There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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