So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
we should paint friendship bongs
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