My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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