He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
My bosses just told me they met their wives on one night stands. I'm stoked.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm spring cleaning all of the fuck boys out of my life.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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