Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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