Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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