am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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