the new term for farting is butt boxing.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
I just needed to know whether or not to wear panties to work tomorrow.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
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