No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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