I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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