remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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