Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I smell stomach acid.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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