And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
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I need you to use more vowels.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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