Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
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