p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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