its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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