It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Just so you know, my new pet parrot tried to bond sexually with me today. That is what Google told me. I'm not sure of its gender.
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
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