My friends, they love my intelligence
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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