Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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