My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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