We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
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