Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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