I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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