Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
He offered to buy me free breakfast if I stayed at the hotel overnight with him. I then realized they have a complimentary breakfast.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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