I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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