Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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