I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
I think your dad took our porno
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I have post one night stand depression
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