found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
