I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
Come through the front door when you get here.
Right now I'm so wasted I can't determine whats a door and a window.
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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