Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
Randomize
