Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
handjob tips. give me some.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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