can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I curse you to think about Guy Fieri whenever you have sex with your lady.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
Randomize
