I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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