yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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